‘Matrix 4’ Will Include Horny French Computer Program The Merovingian, According to Actor

Time for some news that just makes ya wanna say “Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère!.” The Wachowski’s two sequels to The Matrix—Reloaded and Revolutions—aren’t what you’d call “good” or “worthwhile” or “coherent”, but woo boy did they feature a ton of memorable fuckery.

Chief among the nonsense is The Merovingian, also known as The Frenchman, an ancient program within The Matrix that runs a smuggling ring for wayward and exiled data.

The character was played deliciously in both sequels by French …

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