Stay Out of the F**king Attic review – secrets are laid bare in efficient horror

Jumpscares, gruesome interludes and gross-out moments abound but there is little finesse – only unintended guffawsEx-con Schillinger (Ryan Francis) has been out of the big house long enough to start up his own business as a removal man, and has just hired two more employees, also prison alumni: tough Imani (Morgan Alexandria) and her friend, soft-spoken new father Carlos (Bryce Fernelius).

All three have pasts they would like to put in the rear-view mirror of the moving van.

But an offer from a creepy old man (Michael Flynn) with a German accent to do a quick overnight cash job will expose each person’s dark secrets and vulnerabilities, including piquing their perfectly natural curiosity when he tells them to shift everything in the mansion but stay out, per the title, of the attic.

And the basement for that matter, but presumably director Jerren Lauder and his producers agreed Stay Out of the F**king Attic

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