I Watched the Animated Titanic Musical So You Don’t Have To

The same historical event that inspired director James Cameron’s Titanic, one of film’s greatest achievements, also inspired one of the worst films ever made.

Such a descriptor is extreme by its nature and coveted by such iconic stinkers as The Room, Manos: The Hands of Fate, and Plan 9 from Outer Space.

There’s a key difference with Titanic: The Legend Goes On, an Italian film released in 2000: this monstrosity earns plenty of mockery but none of the reverse affection that objectively poor films can somehow create.

There will be no cult screenings of Titanic: The Legend Goes On or absurd quotes integrated into daily life.

Titanic: The Legend Goes On is too heinous for such fond pleasures — and even worse, it’s boring.

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